The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

The answer is I am but

 

wait, what was the question again?"

 

"Who is the smartest and prettiest

 

of them all?" Q asked.
Chekov

 

was shocked when Spock confidently declared

 

that he was smarter and prettier

 

and twirled in his new dress

 

whilst singing, "The hills are alive

 

with the sound of Vulcan love

 

which isn't a real emotion, but

 

is more like a Vulcan urge.

 

"Beautiful!" proclaimed Kruger as he applauded

 

the impending demise of Starfleet by

 

Kirk's mirror universe counterpart who was

 

his lover and partner in business

 

something prime Kirk found to be

 

reminiscent of the stories he heard

 

about the famous Doctor Phlox, a

 

medical officer from an earlier time.