The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

telepathic aura, which was of unusual

 

size and the colour matched her

 

outfit which was fortunate since she

 

didn't look good in anything else

 

Spock on the other hand looked

 

great in anything, even in Uhura's

 

quarters, where he excitedly awaited Uhura's

 

undressing which occurred every time he

 

ordered her to, as he was

 

telepathically controlling her tolerance for clothing

 

and he had a large throbbing

 

vein on the side of his

 

forehead every time he looked at

 

Uhura's large stamp collection acquired over

 

the five year mission, when Kirk

 

would post letters to his beloved

 

robot girlfriend that happened to be

 

designed to resemble his beloved self

 

except with long hair, and humongous

 

thumbs, so that it could easily