Seven Words in TNG

imagine their glorious leader playing in snow.

 

Even if he was hunting some sort

 

freak mutant Klingon monster dog that has

 

snow skiing flippers, nigh indestructible bones, and

 

cute pink claws that can be used

 

to both defend itself and to attack

 

it's biggest prey, Klingons. Actually, that's really

 

their only prey because most other animals

 

native to Kling taste like bantha fodder

 

left out in the sun for too

 

many smellicams. Klingons tasted like nixtamalized corn

 

, but only on Tuesday......sorry, wrong series...

 

and it was something that made Starfleet

 

appreciate the Klingons more, kinda. Starfleet generally

 

felt that Klingons were more of a

 

boring meal but with the right condiments

 

they would become some of the most

 

tasty delicacies galaxy-wide.

"That's offensive." said Worf.

 

"Klingon warriors would not allow themselves to

 

be eaten, especially if there is a