Trek XI Caption Contest #3 Then and Now

Kirk: So help me Bones, if you don't stop standing behind me sucking your fingers I am going to throw you off the bridge myself!

Everyone else: *looks away*

 

McCoy: So what happened to your gold tunic?
Kirk: When I got it back from ship's laundry, it had the words KIRK IS A JERK printed on the back.
Sulu: He-he.

 

Kirk: "So, how do you get to the center of a TootsiePop?"

Bridge Crew: "Hmmmmmmm.........."

Hostess: "We have the TootsiePop coming up on screen now, sir!"

 

KIRK:"Spock...BONES...

Anyone figure out how the silver braids on our sleeves are supposed to read?"

 

"Don't worry, Bones.

Lacombe said the visitors won't need ALL of us to go back with them on the Mothership."

 

She got away with it every time. While the others considered one another suspiciously, it never crossed their minds to suspect it was the pretty girl doing all the farting . . .

 

McCoy: Godzilla?

Kirk: No shit?

McCoy: No shit!

Kirk: Godzilla!

 

McCoy: *thinking* . . . is that-- Oh my GOD! It IS!
*speaking* Hey, Jim! Look--

Kirk: It's WALDO!!

 

Kirk: So we've defeated the bad guy, lost several security guards and nearly blew up the ship... now is a good time to end this adventure with a laugh at the pointy-eared fella's expense.
Sulu: Ah... I never get to be the butt of the joke.

 

KIRK:"My dad told me they erected that statue on Academy grounds after Jonathan Archer got piss drunk and held a giant gang-bang here back in 2167."

 

CAPTION CROSSOVER



KIRK: Did I hit him???

MCCOY: You're ok Jim, maybe just a little scratch.

 

KIRK:"Try not to take it personally, Bones.

MOST new cadets have their drunken sexual histories posted on massive outdoor viewscreens for everyone to see."

 

McCoy: "'Nimoy Forever, Quinto Never'? What the fuck does that mean?"

 

Just to keep you guys in the loop: I'm keeping this contest up at least another week. Hopefully by then we'll have some more watermark free pics or screengrabs from the trailer that's due to launch on the 14th.

 

BONES: Is that a zero at the front of that starship registry number?

KIRK: That's a bigger crime against humanity than the holocaust! We need to find the n00b responsible and pwn his ass!

 

KIRK:"In case you were wondering, the Academy's ALWAYS had an outdoor garden full of cannabis."

 

McCoy: My god, it's full of stars...
Kirk: What'd you expect? We're in space, you dolt.

 

ROSS MARTIN

The Next Generation

 

McCoy: I sure hope that more pictures get released... I don't know if I can take anymore captions...
Kirk: Me too, Bones. Me too.