TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble

Sulu: "Sorry, Sir, we're still in a No Passing Zone"

 

Too obscure for me. Wanna clue me in?

 

Star Trip : Episode 101 : I can't drive Warp 5 !



Scotty : There we go, this ought to make the shuttle go over Warp 5



McCoy : Spock got car sick and we didn't have a bag so....



All : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

 

You could check the file name

 

This weekend on THIS OLD SHUTTLE...Lieutenant Commander Scott rewires the floor paneling of an old Type 4 Starfleet impulse shuttle using old, defunct components from a Risan sex shop and a busted tricorder!



"Spock was right, dammit.

We DIDN'T bring enough paper..."



Late 23rd Century Skywriting Greetings.

A good idea...done incompetently.

 

NASCAR's new Shuttle of Tomorrow design burned rings around Talladega IX. Literally.

 

SCOTTY:"Would this be a wee bad time to tell ye lads we forgot to bring a wrench with us?"




Dazed, shellshocked and confused...Starfleet's finest barely survived the Great Septic Backup of 2267...

 

Gaetano: You're telling me that I'm going to die because you accidentally grabbed your nephew's play tool set instead of your real tools?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74

Stay until the end.

 

"On second thought, I did have gloves on."

 

I've lived a great musical life. I've seen groundbreaking artists play legendary concerts. I own vinyl and CD collections that are extensive and eminently playable. I've recorded live shows, creating tapes that people have been enjoying for decades. But, up to now, I've never seen the Lionel Richie Hello video. Bam! Forty years of music appreciation down the tubes in 5:27. I'm ruined, I tell you, ruined.

You bastards!

 

I prefer to think with 100+ evenings spent at Grateful Dead concerts, along with others, I just didn't have the time...or the taste.






"You'll find the body down the tunnel. I did it but I had to, if only for Three Times A Lady. No jury will ever convict me."

 

YOU WIN! This is the best one!

 

It took me 100+ evenings spent at home watching VH1 Classic.

I have the time and I lack the taste


Scotty; "...there's some change, half eaten rations and hey, there's the cure for that plague on Denobulus, boy could you have used that last month Mr Spock"
Spock; "Speak of this to no one."

 

Scotty; "Aye, its these European shuttles, all metric."
Spock; "Mr Gaetano, go outside and ask the natives for some imperial socket wrenches."

 

Scotty; "Tough little shuttle, only one like it in the fleet."
Gaetano; "Pretty sure there are two."
Spock; "Three to be correct Mr Gaetano."
Scotty; "Bloody pedants."

 

Spock: "That would be pedants..."

Scott: "Borgus Frat!"

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Scott: "Ha! You coudnae fuck with that now could yae?"